by Dior Diorific Lipstick in Royale, from the new golden wintertime Collection
Never you mind that I’m 3,678 degrees of separation away from royalty. even in glasses, my tow-up jeans with the hole in the left butt cheek, and my over-sized cat lady leopard sweater (yo, I’m stylin’ and profilin’ each day of my life!), I feel hella regal wearing Dior’s new $36 Diorific Lipstick in Royale.
A royally stunning pink
Royale, a member of the house of Dior’s new golden wintertime holiday collection, pulls up to Dior counters in its royal carriage next month. A creamy neutral pink with little bits of golden glitter (visible to any individual who gets up in your grill, but not so much from an arm’s length away), it shimmers with secret lipstick sparkle.
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Somebody hand me my scepter, and CHOP-CHOP! – mach ‘es kurz; mache es kurz; fasse dich kurz. I don’t remember where I left it, but it looks like this lipstick’s limited edition packaging. I know it’s around here somewhere… like the lipstick, it’s gold, curvy and aristocratic.
If I had a scepter, it would look like this…only longer
By proclamation, as the ruler of the empire of Messyofficia, I name Royale the official Pink Lipstick of the royal Court for the following three reasons…
The charming light rose flavor and scent, which linger as long as I wear it
The lightweight, yet full-coverage formula
The potent moisturizing power and wear time of 3-4 hours
A single layer of Royale…
Her royal cat lady-ness (glasses by bebe)
Now I know what to wear on my lips if I ever hang out with royalty. I mean, you never know when you’ll be asked to stand on a stunning balcony somewhere and wave to an adoring crowd.
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Until then, I’ll practice standing in front of my window and waving to my neighbors, haha.
It’s her royal cat lady-ness, the queen of the suburbs!
Preis: $ 36
AVAILABILITY: Coming soon to Dior counters and Dior.com
MAKEUP and appeal blog RATING: A- (it is quite expensive)
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Ihr freundlicher Nachbarschaftsberichtszusatz,
Karen
P. S delighted Thursday, babe.
